In the days of olde, there told a tale of a day when the Earth would fall, ascending the Believers to Heaven, and bringing wrath down upon the sinful and the naysayers. But yet, none knew of the valor of the man that would become known to the world as "Macho Man". Macho Man heard the calling of this great event, we had dubbed the "Rapture", and his heart broke for the peoples of the fair Earth. With a great cry, "OHHH YEAH!" Macho Man charged to battle, challenging the deadly Four Horsemen to a match that would ultimately determine the fate of humanity. In a fit of holy rage, he held the great Slim Jims above his dark locks and cried, "YOU WANNA TO GET TO EARTH?! YA GOTTA GET PASTME!" And thus, a ring was summoned beneath them, the Horsemen accepting his daring duel. "Your souls are damned!" shouted the Horsemen in retaliation!But lo!"OH NO, BROTHER!" roared He, his powerful Slim Jims calling upon the holy wrath of his tingling chest hairs itself! And thus, we were saved. We lived to tell tales and commemorate his legend. Earth did not fall that day, all in thanks to the actions of one.
In memory of the Macho Man, Randy Savage. We will never forget you for taking one for the team.
Randall Poffo aka Macho Man Randy Savage died on May 21, 2011 at the age of 58. He had a heart attack while driving his vehicle in Florida.
He won the Intercontinental Championship at Wrestle-mania III, beating Ricky The Dragon Steamboat. He participated in the Tournament in Wrestlemania IV, claiming the vacant WWE Championship by beating 4 competitors (Can you name these 4 Legends?)
The Feuds he had with Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior were legendary!
Sadly, Macho Man is no longer with us.
His theme song is in public domain as Pomp and Circumstances (The Graduation March). It's a Commencement staple at high school and College graduation ceremonies!